Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Its Perctect; No Need to Test Drive


                                        I took a survey recently, asking random individuals, if given a choice between purchasing a 2000 Honda Accord with 120,000 miles on it for 15,000 dollars or purchasing a 2013 Honda Accord with 5,000 miles on it for 16,000 dollars, which vehicle would you buy? It was sorta like a, “No Brainer” because 98% of the people chose the 2013 Honda Accord with 5,000 miles on it. (The 2% that chose the 2000 Honda Accord, were just being Donkey (A@%) like).
The reason behind choosing the Accord with less mileage is simple; it hasn’t been driven as much. Another reason for choosing the Accord with less mileage was the commitment; if I’m going to have a payment for the next 4 years, I don’t want to be paying for a lot of miscellaneous repairs that the previous owner didn’t take care of.
So what does all this talk about cars have to do with this blog? Well it’s like this; Ladies, stop giving away the “Goodies”. If you’re sleeping with every, Tom, Dick and Larry, you’re racking up mileage. With mileage comes wear & tear. The wear & tear comes from the emotional fallout that happens when you physically (Have Sex) with someone who isn’t your spouse. I know some of you are turning your noses up to this but sooner or later, you will want a Buyer (Man)! Don’t get mad if you get a buyer (Man) who can’t afford the maintenance you come with, due to your previous drivers, running you into the ground. My Beautiful Queens, you are worth a man waiting on you and for you. What you have is Sacred and Perfect; which means; it don’t need any TEST DRIVERS.

           
                                             

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