Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Guess who's next in line for Equality?

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Drastic times call for drastic measures. Since our country does not have an appetite for sound doctrine, we will be accepting EVERYTHING! First we change the definition of marriage, in order to allow Same Sex Marriages; then we strip the constitution bare, what’s next? Glad you asked; what we will see next is people who are fond of intercourse with animals, lobbying for the right to legalize their sexual preference. After all, it’s not HURTING NO ONE! Shortly after that, we will see people whose sexual preference happens to be with children, fighting for the right to legalize consensual sex with minors! And just when you think you’ve heard or seen it all, mothers will express their sexual preference by protesting to have sex with their offspring; in order to keep it in the family. The waters are getting murky and what you will see is The United States of America transformed into The Perverted States of America! I would like to take credit with giving you this information but I believe the first person to report this was The Apostle Paul.  (READ Romans 1)


Friday, October 16, 2015

As Your President, I'll do better with the Nation's security than I did with my emails

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This may very well be my shortest blog I’ve posted but who says, “More is better?” So I heard Hilary did very well with the Democratic Debates? There was a time when I believed in Hilary Clinton and had confidence in her ability to become the Commander in Chief of the Free World BUT my stance has changed! We may disagree with different views on her policies but one thing we cannot afford to disagree on is her lack of discernment, regarding the nation’s security! The bible states, “To whom much is given, much is required.” Mrs. Clinton has boasted time and again over her vast amount of experience BUT that experience has not translated into honesty.


Senator Clinton, if you cannot manage an email account, how the hell can the country trust you with managing foreign affairs, Isis, and domestic issues? I believe a woman can be the Commander in Chief, but that woman would need a quality that Senator Clinton is lacking, which is INTEGRITY. 

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Who's hands are you in?

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It All Depends on Whose Hands It’s In
A basketball in my hands is worth about $19.
A basketball in Michael Jordan’s hands is worth about $33 million.
It depends on whose hands it’s in…
A baseball in my hands is worth about $6.
A baseball in Mark McGuire’s hands is worth $19 million.
It depends on whose hands it’s in…
A tennis racket is useless in my hands.
A tennis racket in Pete Sampras’ hands is a Wimbledon Championship.
It depends on whose hands it’s in…
A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal.
A rod in Moses’ hands will part the mighty sea.
It depends on whose hands it’s in…
A sling shot in my hands is a kid’s toy.
A sling shot in David’s hand is a mighty weapon.
It depends on whose hands it’s in…
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in my hands is a couple of fish sandwiches.
Two fish and 5 loaves of bread in God’s hands will feed thousands.
It depends on whose hands they’re in…
Nails in my hands might produce a birdhouse.
Nails in Christ Jesus’ hands will produce salvation for the entire world.
It depends on whose hands they’re in…
As you see now it depends whose hands it’s in.
So put your concerns, your worries, your fears, your hopes, your dreams, your families and your relationships in God’s Hands.
Because, it depends on whose hands they’re in.
—Paul Ciniraj (a missionary in India)

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Open up Wide !

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How have you enjoyed the Presidential Debates so far? Have they been entertaining? Did you hear some comments that tickled your ear? Before you disclose your answer, you might want to look at the word Debate! According to one definition the word Debate means; A formal discussion on a particular topic in a public meeting or a legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward.

What do the Republican and Democratic debates have in common? ANSWER: they’re not really having a debate according to the definition because they had discussions on many different topics. I would go as far as to say, “Those haven’t been debates at all but smoke screens that attempt to hide the real purpose, which is “Buy my idea!” If the term of a president is 4 years, my question is, how the heck can one person promise to make changes in those four years that we know (Evidence based) cannot be followed up on or carried through?

They declare that their idea will fix the deficit (19 trillion and counting), make President Putin buckle at the knees, end gun violence, create jobs, restore the middle class, end global warming, bring peace to the Middle East and provide free public college education.  In good conscience, do you believe that all this is possible in 4 years? If so, I have some yellow snow in New York that turns into 14K gold by the end of winter.

In short, the next time you tune in to a debate (Republican or Democratic), get in a comfortable position and open wide! 

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Why Politics Suck in America!

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I heard a story today that sums up why America sucks when it comes to policies concerning Economics, Foreign policy, Winning a War, Education, Gun Control, Domestic Violence and Equality.

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later the father wakes his son and asks; “look up to the sky and tell me what you see?”
Son: I see millions of stars

Father: What does that tell you?

Son: Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets


Father: Slaps the son hard and says, “Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!”

Monday, October 5, 2015

Just couldn't leave a Good Thing Alone

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How can a country stand when it has intentionally moved from its bedrock foundational truth? Not to say that America has been innocent with all of its dealings throughout history BUT America did have a foundation that allowed it to prosper and grow. Like it or not, America was founded on Christianity and morals that reflected an emphasis on following Christ. America was not founded on Islam, Buddhism or Hinduism. America was not prosperous due to its ability to be “Politically Correct”, or its newly acquired talent of embracing ideologies that are in direct conflict and pulling the stitching out of the same moral fiber, that made it a great nation. Instead of the United States of America, we have evolved into the “Sinful States of America,” literally sticking our middle fingers to the heavens, daring a Holy God to react. Prior to taking prayer out of schools, did we need metal detectors at our public schools? But as we have evolved, by escorting God out of our schools; parents are now hoping desperately that their child makes it home after school alive! We pride ourselves with all the technical advances we’ve made throughout the years but one has to ask if we have become sophisticated barbarians; when millions of babies are butchered a year, in the name of “Pro Choice”?  

America reminds me of a barber who used to cut my hair. This barber would really do a good job of cutting my hair but there was one problem; he just couldn’t put the clippers down. He would do a good job of fading my hair but he just had to keep on cutting until he eventually nicked me and messed the entire haircut up. The problem wasn’t that the barber didn’t have skills; he just couldn’t leave good enough alone.