If I were President of The United States.....

Greetings My Fellow Americans;

After watching the Republican Debate, I’ve decided to throw my name in the hat for the presidency.

If I was president, I would end the “War on Terror” while simultaneously ending the recidivism rate of criminal offenders by, deploying at least 60% of incarcerated American felons to the Middle East. Their campaign would entail, waging war against ISIS, and literally fighting for their freedom.

If I were president, I would solve the border situation with illegal immigrants by taking the other 40% of incarcerated American felons to our nation’s borders and have them build a 30ft wall; in which these inmates will earn their freedom, base on how well they control their section of the wall.

If I was president, I would end the civil unrest in Ferguson, MO. By ensuring that the majority of authority figures (Police), reflected the community they serve; also ensuring that officers who don’t reflect the majority of the community, receive adequate cultural training prior to implementing them into the community.

If I was president, I would cut the national deficit in half by declining funding and loans to countries; until home is taking care of.

If I was president, I would end racism by making it unlawful to marry anyone of the same nationality; making it difficult to display hate towards your own seed.

If I was president, teachers would make a wage that signifies, “Education is first”, while professional athletes and entertainers would be taxed in order to make this possible.

All jokes aside, our country has plenty of issues that require some adjusting, but election after election, all the American People hear is how a man/woman plans on fixing the economy, the border, healthcare, racial injustices, terrorism and an education system that is pulling up the rear.  Why don’t we have an election on the greatest priority of our country in the next 4 years? After determining that priority, have an election for the candidate whose ideology and experience allows our country the best opportunity to address the priority within the next 4 years.

By the way, my solutions to the country’s problems might sound real crazy, but after watching the Republican Debate; you have to admit, At Least I have a plan to address the problems.