Question;
How do you know when your country is in trouble?
Answer; When using the bathroom becomes confusing
as hell!
When we as a people have to make up rules in
order to piss with some comfort; you would have to admit, this place is CRAZY!
From what I’m gathering it sounds like we change rules as people change their
desires. If I started with a penis and decided I wanted to be referred to as a
woman, it’s only right that I get to piss with the other women; as long as I
duck tape my penis to my thigh. What happens if my penis is short enough to
pass as a clitoris, can I use the little girl’s room? What about the person who
is sincerely struggling with their sexual identity, should we accommodate them
with providing a bathroom for them? If so, we’ll have a restroom for males, a
restroom for females, a restroom for transgender and a restroom for the
confused. Hell, why stop there? What about the people with a service dog; if
they feel more comfortable pissing with their service dog, should we designate
certain public trees and poles for that population?
How about this; instead of complicating the
entire pissing process for everyone, label a restroom “LGBT” and let whoever
goes into that door sort things out for themselves.
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