So I hear all the drama about this guy named
Oscar. They’re throwing a party for Oscar this February the 28th and
all the “Movers & Shakers” will be out in attendance; except for certain outraged
black actors. I heard that some believe Oscar has a problem with blacks, so
much so; that many black actors are requesting that the host of Oscar’s party,
Chris Rock, boycott the party and not participate. Whether Chris Rock attends
the party or not, will be entirely up to him.
As a African American, my first reaction to the
allegation of Oscar having problems with blacks was to let anything fly out of
the cockpit; in an effort to tie the allegation about Oscar with the undisputable
fact that people of color do get the short end of the stick. But after I
collected myself, I decided to do my homework on Oscar before I began to sip on
my “Haterade.”
First of all, Oscar isn’t that tall of a guy,
standing 13.5 in tall and weighs about 8.5 pounds; so he sounds like “Funsize”
material. Oscar does have a very sleek form, not to mention the whole knight
thing with the crusader’s sword. I take it that Oscar really wants to look
important standing on a reel of film with five spokes. The five spokes
represent the Actors, Writers, Directors, Producers and Technicians.
Oscar really knows how to take it over the top
with his Shine. I mean Oscar has on some Dynamite copper, along with nickel
silver and to make sure he shines, Oscar finishes his ensemble with a 24-Karat
gold plate. What I didn’t know was that underneath Oscar’s stunning attire and
stylish bravado, lays a Black Metal Base! You see, all of Oscar’s “Shine” is
held together by the Black Metal Base!
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